What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 07:06

Goldfinger
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
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From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
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Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.